For Children In Need!

Hey all! Since I have some final confirmation regarding the nugget challenge, I’d thought I’d use this time to try and get some more donations for Children In Need as two people attempt the fabled “one hundred chicken nuggets in one hundred minutes” challenge.

Money can be donated to Munch Munch directly, or over at Speekeasy, a new pub in Leicester City Centre.

It will be happening this weekend at Munch Munch and it’ll be the most exciting thing you’ll ever see! We’ll definitely have some form of media for you guys to make up for all the content that is missing. Below you’ll find the Munch staff and handsome dudes getting very excited for the challenge, as well as a very roughly thrown video of an interview with a doctor conducted by myself. (You’ll also hear a main theme tune, which a very small percentage was actually recorded in Abbey Road Studios!)

True hunks.

An interview with Doctor Voodoo, PhD.

Meal Twenty Six – Kids 4 Nuggets Meal

Cost – £3.00

I once again apologise for what is a huge delay in my writing of Munch Munch. Between the Christmas break and assignment work (which I still haven’t completed) I haven’t really had the courage to face a computer screen during my spare time (my younger self would probably mock me and shit on my face whilst yelling “OAP OAP OAP” repeatedly.)

Poor excuses aside, the four nuggets meal is really that identical to that of the six nugget meal. By definition therefore, it’s not really a kids meal as there is no free toy, and the box that is served with the meal is identical to that of a standard takeaway box. You can also go large with the meal for 30p extra, and the large – like going large with any meal – is no joke. If I was a kid, chances are the poop that I would take shortly after consuming the meal would probably not be able to go through my poor asshole and as a result, burst my insides like that of some poor horror movie.

Going large for the Kids 4 Nuggets Meal is no joke. Spot the nuggets in all of those fries!

The nuggets themselves are unfortunately not as big as the poop you’re probably imagining, coming in at a rather standard size for a kids size (probably fortunate, on second thought) and are comparable to that of a McDonald chicken nugget. Where the Munch Kids 4 Nuggets Meal really comes into it’s own in comparison to said McDonald chicken nugget is really that of the smooth skin and texture it has. It’s very soft, unlike that of the McDonald chicken nugget, and the taste inside is much warmer, juicier and has more heart then that of a standard McDonald chicken nugget. (it’s probably not good for your heart though)

Hearty and tasty.

What is odd about this nugget meal was that it felt much nicer then that of the previous nugget meal that I had. Perhaps I caught Munch Munch at a bad time, but I always stand by my review ethic, which is to review whatever is given to me. It was a nice, hearty meal that I would recommend. However, the question of value always comes into play. In comparison to the 6 Nugget Meal, which can be picked up for an extra 20p, costing in at £3.20, is the “Kids” 4 Nuggets Meal really worth the asking price, especially when two extra nuggets can be bought at such a small price? One could argue that he only wants four nuggets and save 20p, but why not just stop being a cheapskate, and buy an extra two, and give them to your lovely friends who have accompanied you to the finest chicken place in Leicester? If you have your friends, no problem! Go give those chicken nuggets to someone at Maryland Chicken to show them the true chicken experience or some homeless person on the way back. Be the good samaritan. Especially for this Christmas.

I would argue as a result, that this is probably not the best value you can get – considering four chicken nuggets at Munch Munch is a very small amount of chicken in comparison to other chicken to Great British Sterling meals you can get at Munch Munch. If you just want to go large for this meal, then you would be receiving more Munch Munch fries – which definitely isn’t the highlight of Munch Munch for me.

However, it tastes pretty damn good. Let’s hope they keep this refined recipe of nuggets in for good.

As a wise man* once said – “Share this article on Facebook and you may have a chance of winning your own Kids 4 Nuggets Meal for Christmas!”

Rating out of MUNCH MUNCH

MUNCH MUN

8/10

With a value score of 6/10

*Please don’t do this